Jesse James might as well be the most disliked person in Hollywood for betraying Sandra Bullock with tattoo model Michelle McGee (aka "Female Marilyn Manson"). I mean, c'mon, it's Miss Congeniality! She has the adult likability of Taylor Swift and, frankly, that makes Jesse James a Kanye West. A bunny crusher! Michelle McGee, on the other hand, has everything from repetitive quotes like "Pray for us sinners because we are all sinners" printed on her forehead to white supremacist tats behind her knees. Yeah, that makes her real likable. OH, and did we mention he traded one of the most successful and sought after actresses in Hollywood for a cat-looking weirdo? John: "hot...
If anybody can land a hot siren like Elizabeth Hurley, it'd be a British man. Enter Hugh Grant. And... then leave. Due to a moment of desperation and complete lunacy, Grant was arrested with Denise "Divine" Brown after two undercover police officers saw the well-known prostitute performing oral sex on him. How does her mug shot compare to Liz Hurley's photograph?
The fact that Divine has a picture of this caliber on the internet means that this was the best thing that's ever happened to her. Liz Hurley, on the other hand, has aged like a fine wine and continues to be one of the most beautiful women on Earth. Divine, on the other hand has... wait, who? We haven't heard from her in YEARS! This could be a "good" thing, but most likely means that her reality show is a few months away.
taytay1: "who would cheat on elizabeth hurley on THAT? ...
3 Charles, Prince of Wales
Anyone who'd cheat on Princess Diana deserves a big smack in the head. Anyone who'd cheat on Princess Diana with a woman who looks like Diana 50 years later after reconstructive surgery due to a tragic bus accident deserves a paddle beating. Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Charles carried on an affair which ended both their marriages to their respective spouses.
Princess Diana privately referred to Bowles as "the Rottweiler," and what do you know, the mistress (now current Princess of Wales) really does look like the biting breed of... dog. We'll leave it at "dog".
registerme: "princess diana was a gem. ...
Anything outside of Denise Richards counts definitely as a downgrade. Her "Wild Things" lesbian pool kiss is still downloaded by horny adolescent men everywhere today (*looks around the office for guilty parties*). So for Charlie Sheen to commit adultery with his assistant is not only a blow to Ms. Richards, but to all the guys who held out on their girlfriends to replay that scene on their computer screen.
Charlie Sheen, you cheated on the world.
Ashley (a guy, a famous soccer player) and Cheryl Cole were like the more talented version of David and Victoria Beckham. Ashley is actually really good at soccer and Cheryl has some valid singing chops. Ashley, however, wasn't chained to his wife's waist like ol' Becks and bedded several women throughout their 3 1/2 year marriage.
From hairdressers to sleazy glamour models, Ashley cheated with his eyes closed. Aimee Walton and Alexandra Taylor (two of five mistresses) look trashy on their own, but look even more so next to the now single and former wife Cheryl Tweedy. Massive downgrade.
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